Friday, November 30, 2012

UH OH OH It's Thanksgiving


Ok guys, it was thanksgiving on Thursday, and a new song came out about Thanksgiving. The
video was made by a terrible music making company called, Peto Music. Peto music needs to stop playing all of this crap music and wrecking people's minds. First off, the Brocks Dub came out and that was better than the song!!! I know there's no singing, but it's a lot more funny. If you watched the video, you might of saw the racism take part in the music video. Ok, A black guy shows up in a turkey suit, looking like a chicken suit. And he starts to eat a turkey leg like it's a chicken leg. It's like who are these people and what are they doing??? U know... Well anyways, I think I will post this video to =3 and have him put a review on it. If this dosen't happen, then I will do it. Well, probably not. Because there are already like 20 videos on reviewing it's thanksgiving. I do have to admit, the girl is kinda hot, but the producers probably put on  like 2 inches of make up on her face. Thinking her face is paper that you can draw on. I bet ya Peto music will get sued. Just kidding!! but I hope.
nuff said.

Commander Sander's Blogs



The Tales of Commander Sanders!
Most of you are probably wondering who Commander Sanders is. Well, Commander Sanders is not only the best astronaut I have known, but the best warrior and leader I know. Who am I you ask? Well, I am one of Commander Sanders fighters. I have fought wars against enemies in space, and I have been around Commander Sanders a lot. Being around him so much, I managed to find some of his journals. I just have to share them with you.


Blog Entry #1: Well, today I am starting my first day of leader and captain of the new ship, called the Space Marine. It is now called The Sanders Supreme Fighter. If you don’t know already, my name is Sanders. That’s it. No first or last name, just Sanders. I haven’t met all of the other fighters, but have made friends with a great man, or sloth, name Lt. Flufferson. Lt. Flufferson is a very high rank, but not as high as me. After all, I am the commander. How am I commander if I don’t even know anyone? Well, I used to work on another ship, and did a GREAT deed. That’s another story though, so back to my first day. Great so far, and I just finished supper. It was great. The best chef on the whole ship cooked it.

Blog Entry #2: Day two. Still doing good. We haven’t been attacked yet, so I think I will launch an attack on one of my greatest enemies. Captain Cat. Captain Cat has a large army, but mine is larger. I know I can take Cat’s army down. We shall launch at night. This shouldn’t be too hard of a battle, since we also have a great weapon, The Sloth Cannon. No, the sloth cannon doesn’t shoot sloths, it fires a deathly laser created by ou
r
best scientist, Sondiel Slothifer.
Captain Cat

Friday, November 16, 2012

Basketball


         This blog is about our basketball season and what we are doing. The first game we won 29-28. It was a lucky game because there were 11 seconds left and Jedd scored on the buzzer. We were so happy because last year we only won 3 games and lost the rest. It is good that we are Tigersharks because we won our first game. The referees called a lot of bad calls.
Our second game we lost and there were a lot of bad calls from the referees but we almost won and we missed a lot of free throws. It was fun because I played in the 7th grade game too. I wish we could have won but it was OK. We will the next time. Last year we could of won more if we were the Tigersharks. We needed the extra people and a better point guard. Basketball is a fun sport and you can play it when ever you want if you have a hoop and a ball. Our coach tells us that you play like you practice and its true. The 7th grader’s bet us in practice and we lost our game and they won. So he is right and if we try really hard we can win and we will win because we are better then they are, but only if we try our hardest. For having a small school I think we do really well. On our team we have 17 players. On the 8th grade there are ten and on the 7th grade there are 7. I wish more players went out but at the same time the other school has lots of people and then you barely play. It is a good size team and basketball is really fun! I hope we can win some more games and if we don’t at least we will play hard and try. The 7th graders are good and they can win as well as we can.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

The full story of Commaned Sanders.

  The coolest and most interesting sloth ever was born on the normal sunny day of May twenty sixth 2000. His name then was little Bob Sanders but in the near future he won’t be called that, he will be called Commander Sanders the Great Adventurer.
Here is a picture of little Bob when he was born.

  Now little Bob is only one year old and he is just now finishing up his first adventure in his great career of adventures. For this one he will go with his dad and mom to the great Amazon rain forest, where he and his parents go looking for fossils. Unfortunately, they turn up dry. But little Bob still has a great time, in fact, such a great time that in the next year of his long life he will go back. He will go back more and more as he gets older so he can remember his parents and his childhood. Especially his parents because just a month later they died in a horrific tree climbing accident at super high speeds of three and four miles per hour. If you don’t mind, it was so gory that I would rather not get into the details of the accident. But in a few months little Bob is over the accident, out of slthoster care and living on his own. Now let’s jump ahead a month and go to the NASA space station, where little Bob finally goes from little Bob to Commander Sanders the Great Adventurer. After he gets hired at NASA to go to the moon and explore the dark side that no one had ever explored, if he and his team of four are successful and find valuable information they would be re hired to do another mission. So just like anyone else, Commander Sanders and his adventurous co-workers were psyched about getting this high paying job at a legendary place. They thought going to the moon would be the greatest adventure they would ever do and that they would definitely get re hired and they would soon be rich, famous, and all over the news. But when they accepted the mission they had no idea that there was any danger on the moon and that if there was NASA would warn them about it. They would soon find out that they wouldn’t  all make it out alive and the few that did would barely make it out.
Here is a picture of little Bob right after he is hired as Commander Sanders, the Great Adventurer.
End of chapter one.

May the bag be ever in your favor!





This is an urgent message! I repeat this is an urgent message! This just in; all Doritos chips have been banned in these following countries: Kazakhstan  Canada, UK, the continent of Asia, and USA. I am sad to report that there are only 3 million family bag sizes left in the world.  But before you get your hopes up, there's a catch. In order to get one of these bags you must fight for it. Two people from every district (countries) will compete for Doritos. But there is a catch for that catch. You will be picked by a drawing of names and there will be a bracket. The top ten countries in this fight to the death will go on to the nationals. Then those top 10 contenders will fight to the death for all the Doritos in the world. Many lives will be lost. But think of the children. These deaths will be lost for a chance to have amazing taste in their lives for a little while longer. With the privilege of winning this fight, the company will be yours until the Doritos are gone. This is your choice keep the Doritos for yourself, or sell them and make millions of dollars, riches beyond your wildest dreams by selling Doritos for outrageous prices. You're probably thinking to yourself right now as we speak,"People won't buy Doritos for steep prices." But in reality, you would be surprised how much people would pay for Doritos, or what they would do for one little Dorito. After all these fights go down, Doritos will still be here. Oh yes they will. Doritos will just be illegal to own or have. So you can still buy and eat and own Doritos, it will just be illegal. BZZZZZWWZZHHZZ(sound effects from walkie talkie) Oh yes sir I will let them know right know. This just in, my boss has informed me that this is called the Doritos Games. He told me to tell you happy Doritos Games and may the bag be ever in your favor. One last thing the people will be taken home for the Doritos Games in 5,4,3,2,1.... Good luck BBBZZZZZZ (broadcasting news screen that lost signal)

Wednesday, November 14, 2012


Halloween!

Halloween! Many people love Halloween and like do stuff like trick or treat. I would like to explain what I do on Halloween, and my thoughts on it. Why is Halloween a holiday you ask? Well, I will answer that during this blog entry. The costumes are often scary on halloween.
Also, on Halloween, a lot of people go on rides and walks that are supposed to scare them. What do you think? Are you scared of these rides?
First of all, I am going to explain my thoughts on Halloween. I think Halloween should be a holiday. It is a great time for little kids, or just kids, to get a lot of candy, and for adults to hand out candy. Also, a lot of kids and adults like to go on rides and walks to try and scare themselves. On these walks, people will jump out and try to scare you with items such as chainsaws (don’t worry they won’t cut you). Personally, I think these walks would be fun. I can also say I don’t trick or treat much. It may be a surprise to you, but, I never really have trick or treated. I could if I wanted to, but I get enough candy already.
Next, I am going to explain to you what I do on Halloween. I don’t do much, but I don’t really consider Halloween one of my favorite holidays (though I know a lot of people do). For Halloween, I stay at home like a normal day, do my homework, go outside, etc.For supper my mom will bake 
some really good meal for our family will all sit down at the table like we do every night. My mom will also cook a really good dessert for us. Also, my brother and I will have our mom buy some candy to have at home. Yes, we don’t do a whole lot for Halloween, but I still think the day is a good holiday, just not my favorite.

Last, I am going to explain the whole purpose to Halloween. You may think Halloween is just a random day where you get candy and dress up, but there is more to it. Halloween came from a celebration connected with evil spirits. Saying this, I mean goblins, ghosts, witches, you get the point. Why is the color black one of the Halloween colors? This is most likely because the Halloween festivals occurred at night, and it tends to be scarier. Also, the other Halloween color, orange, is because people always decorate with pumpkins before Halloween. Before Halloween people like to decorate their houses with things such as ghosts, goblins, and a lot of times witch silhouettes. There are often events where people have contests for best costume.
Halloween is one of the holidays celebrated in the USA, and is probably the scariest. People love this holiday for its scariness, the pumpkins, and especially the candy. I do not trick or treat myself, but I can see why kids love to. Believe it or not, people like to try to scare themselves, and Halloween is the perfect time. From, pumpkin carving, to trick or treating, Halloween is one of our great holidays. What would you rather do, trick.....or treat?!?!?

                                  


HAPPY  HALLOWEEN!

Disney World


Amusement Park Survey 2
Here’s another entry for roller coasters......
The best park in the world is........... Walt Disney WORLD. The best place where you can find your dreams. Disney world in Florida is the best place to go, if you want to do something that is an adventure. Disney is like a place where you think in your mind, “WOW, I’m here!” That’s not the only fun part..... going down to Florida is the best also. Getting on an airplane and flying over the clouds... best day ever!!!
Anyways, when we got there, I got autographs from Disney characters and checked into our hotel. Our place was the only area with a pool, that had gift shops around it and breakfast too. When we were ready, I went on the teacups with my bros and my elderly Dad,(Just kidding) to have some fun. At first, Logan, Nathan, and I were spinning the wheel and were having a blast. However, our arms were really tired, so my dad took the wheel. OHHH GAWD. Nathan almost came flying out, and Logan and I were like, “Is that really dad?” Anyways, my least favorite ride was the Tower of Terror, I’m not going to talk about that. All I’m going to say is, I was crying, and my Grandmother had to hold my hand.
      My very favorite roller coaster at Disney World was the "Rock 'n' Roll Coaster''. The Rock 'n' Roller Coaster is a roller coaster that's indoor, and goes upside down. This ride takes place inside of a building, next to the Tower of Terror. The theme of this roller coaster is about rock n roll, and has fame to the band, "Aerosmith''. Just let me say this, that ride was the best there.
Nuff said.

Here's what it looks like...



Thursday, November 8, 2012

Zombie Survival


When the zombie apocalypse hits, where will you be. Will you be prepared? Do you have a group? A plan? These are all the basics to surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. There are ten main rules to surviving. You can find almost everything I’m going to say in the “Zombie Survival Guide” By Max Brooks. Anyway, Max Brooks Ten rules of survival...

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

So yea. Ten rules of survival but that is mainly when you on the run. When you are in your home, you have the advantage of being able to store ammo, food, and anything else you strange people have in homes. Now most people would say, shouldn’t you have a gas mask? Well, no. Just something that will cover your face so you don’t get all those zombie guts in your mouth when you slice them open. But that brings us to another topic. Any of you guys who read my other Discussion Question about how to survive the apocalypse I said that the best CQC weapon was a katana. Well I take that back. Max Brooks may have said that a katana was an ideal weapon but my sister’s friend is a weapon expert and she said blunt weapons are better. You don’t have to slice the zombie in half, in fact, that would do absolutely nothing. All you have to do to kill a zombie is damage the brain. Blunt weapons can do just that without the splatter that blades do. Now you guys are probably eager to get on to the fun part about guns and ammo. Well no. This stuff is in an order and if you skip you are probably going to be the first one in your group to get bitten.  So that means do not skip. Now on to more rules. We’ll talk about number ten first. The Zombie May Be Gone but The Threat Lives On. What this means is that even though you have killed it, the body still has the virus and is still dangerous. You still need to dispose of the body by burning it or burying it. But keep in mind this is only applies if you are holding up in a fortress. If you are on the run this does not really matter. Rule number seven. Get out of the car, get on a bike. The cars are loud and will attract more zombies. Simple. Stay stealthy. Rule number five. Don’t want zombies grabbing you. Everything else is pretty much common sense. Except Number One. This entire thing is about rule one. Organize, before they rise. So yea. Now on to the fun parts! Weapons! Now guys, the first thing I want to say is if you voted for Romney, I’m glad you had a will to survive. But for those of you who voted for Obama, good luck surviving the apocalypse with your muzzle loader. Say good buy to your automatics... Anyway, on to the weapons. Now a lot of you are probably thinking of bringing a shotgun. Well no. that is the worst possible choice you could make. You'd be better off running a melee weapon in the apocalypse. Shotguns are heavy. So are the rounds. The rounds are bulky, heavy, stupid, red, and I hate them. I think it would be better for you just to throw pistols at the zombies. With grenades taped to them... Moving on. The best zombie apocalypse weapon is the AR-15. This is not Max Brook’s choice. This is my sister firearms expert choice. My sister  also has a friend who makes knives that are awesome. So yea. One night we were playing a friendly game of Monopoly National Parks Edition. By the way my sister is an Archaeologist in the Black Hills. I got a card from the City Chest that told me I had won a free trip to the Redwood Forest where my sister’s friend had already built a hotel. I gladly passed go and collected two-hundred dollars and continued on my journey to the Redwood Forest. But when I arrived at my destination... I raged. Since we were already well into the game and my strategy is just buy everything I land on I was really broke. I swept my piece off the board, tipped my houses over, and went to sit on the couch. But that has absolutely nothing to do with surviving. Or does it? It actually does. Max Brooks Zombie Survival Guide says that you need to keep your group in a positive state so that they still have the will to try and survive. What was I even talking about? Oh yea, when we were playing Monopoly and she told me that shotguns are inefficient and that she would go with the AR-15 with a laser sight and a suppressor. Same attachments to your sidearm but we’ll get onto that later. The laser sight so you can just lay the little red dot on the zombie’s head and just fire away. Fire accurately though. Every bullet is a chance to save your life. Suppressor, so you don’t attract more zombies. Your sidearm. The Heckler and Koch USP 40. It’s reliable, comfortable, accurate, moderate recoil, easy to find, and easy to operate. The USP also is available in a 9mm and a .45 ACP type. The 9mm is considered weak with low recoil. The .45 is very powerful with high recoil. Same attachments, same function. But heres another thing. If you are a beginner, this might help you. But if you are an expert on anything in here, don’t listen to me. Yea, don’t listen to anything I just said. If you’re a pro Marksmen, go with a rifle. If you’re more familiar with a P99, go with that. If you like explosives, you sound really dangerous but ok, I guess that’s your thing. I think you get the point. I think this pretty much wraps everything up for now. You guys want to know more, buy the Zombie Survival guide. Prep for December 21st! ZOmBiEs


                                                               

Friday, November 2, 2012

Sams 8th Grade Tour

This is to show you what it is like to be in Green Lake school. What a conversation of a Green Lake Middle Schooler is like. Why would you like watch it. This is fun to Watch and if people want to see what Wisconsin is like this can happen .Also what it is like for me everyday as an 8th grader. 

video

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Walmart Survival Part 2 Outcome 2

Journal log 63 - I’ve been stuck out here for six months now and life has become a little
easier. My shelter has upgraded to a multi floored house. Three to be exact. Countless times has the the manager approached me in fear because of my superiority, asking me to please leave the home improvements aisle. Here is a recent picture of my house...


It has really come along nicely....

Journal Log 76 - I was chased by a pack of POWs today. It has not been the first time so I knew how to handle them. All you do is run through the Doritos aisle to suppress and distract the stupid ones, then finish off the larger Alpha POWs by simply laying marbles down behind you. Then will then cause them to fall under their own mass and weight. Incase you haven’t read my earlier logs from some of the first encounter a POW. In fact, my first encounter was with an Alpha. A massive horrifying beast with a shirt that said SWAG, and pajama bottoms on that said Bootylicious. Orange, and green Osiris shoes, and to top it off, some gold bling such as chains and plastic rings from the toy machine that comes in the little bubbles...

Journal Log 98 - It’s that time of year again where Walmart is growing an entire forest of plastic trees, toys from China and candy canes. You might have guessed the special occasion. Well it’s the middle of October. I think Walmart has broken calendar because I’m pretty sure it snows during December and that’s when Christmas is. There’s no snow covering any of the cars in the maze of vehicles outside. Come on Walmart...

Journal Log 687 - I don’t know what year it is. I don’t remember when my birthday was. One thing I do know is that I have successfully Conquered Walmart and its vicious and unforgiving kingdom I showed the POWs the ways of normal peoples lives. I led them them to formal dress wear, and I freed them from their curse. I can now pass through the store safely, and out the door. I could do it right now if I wanted to, but I have come a long way here, and walking out that door would just start my life over. Also I forgot where my house is. Wal Mart's calendar says it’s July, but I see Christmas decorations everywhere. I have found a new life here, and shall rename this awful stores name to...
Author Co...

Hope you liked the story guys! This is pretty much the end of the series so I don’t really know what I’m going to write about for the next year so thats pretty much the end of these things. I might do some other random Logs, but no big stories like this. But Walmart is now Author Co. and the POWs have become civilized, like normal people. I’m going to miss this story,. And as always, Have nice a day...