Tuesday, June 4, 2013

The slothfather

Well it was a long time ago but when the slothfather was about to be busted by the FBI. He thought they were close on his tale so he needed to hide the crime documents that would convict him so he started thinking. After just a little while he thought of the perfect idea. Why not just hide all of my top secret crime documents in a random house’s wallpaper. So he went through with the risky plan. Then to no one’s surprise just a few weeks after he hid the documents he was arrested by the FBI. But in order for the FBI to convict him they needed those documents. So the FBI went on a massive search for the documents and put up a ten million dollar reward for the documents. But no one was able to find them so the FBI was forced to release the slothfather. Then the slothfather thought it would be best if he just forgot about the documents and not draw any attention to them. So he went to the Caribbean and forgot about everything and lived in paradise for ten years. Until one day the FBI decided to move their headquarters to the very house where the slothfather hid his documents. But they never noticed. Until one day the FBI decided to remodel their office. The second the slothfather heard about this he knew he had to do something or else he would be caught. So he came out of hiding and traveled to America where he assembled a team of very elite members to help him. So one day after creating the perfect plan. The slothfather and his team set out to bomb the building. Once there they planted the bombs carried out the mission and were successful. Then he moved back to his undercover house in the Caribbean’s and forgot all about his nasty mean crime life. That is the story of the one and only slothfather the biggest name in crime.

  Here is a picture of the legendary sloth
father while he was doing best.

Monday, May 20, 2013



I can’t wait for summer! I do so many fun things like camping and baseball. I also go swim. My favorite thing is swimming because I pretty much live in the dells in the summer and I love wake boarding. My dad has a camper in the dells that is a seasonal. My mom has a camper that she pulls around. I like both but I get bored of staying in one place all the time with my dad. My mom is more fun because I love going to Door County. I always get these twin cherry’s. I like wake boarding because it is easy and my favorite sport in the winter is snowboarding. I don’t like camping but it is more fun than sitting at home. Baseball is my favorite sport. I love playing and I play catcher and outfield. I like baseball and Cody is the best pitcher ever! I love playing baseball but it can be hard sometimes. I go to so many things in the dells I love it there. I go to Noah's ark all the time and Mount Olympus but is not as fun as when I was a kid. I go to Moose Jaw a lot too. It is really good pizza and soda. The only down fall is there is no Internet there but there's a lot everywhere else around there so you can pick something up to use. I swim a lot in the summer and go out on the river. I wish we had a boat but I can use my uncles all the time anyway. Every year I have friends in Canada come down and stay in the dells for a week. I go back and forth between my moms and dads. I like going to Door County because I Know the owners of and they are my age. We make a awesome fort in the back o the campground and go fishing. That is what I do in the summer.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Gone fishing

Gone Fishing
The most exciting time of the year is coming... summer. It’s not just about summer, it’s about what’s in your summer book. In my book, it’s fishing. Fishing is a great time during summer because the fish are awake, they’re not slow, and they can put up a fight!
I have been fishing for as long as I can remember! It’s fun getting out on the water because you can enjoy nature and the water. It gets boring after awhile after catching no fish. But when you see that pole bend, all sadness goes away, and all you think about is that fish coming out of the water.
Have you ever wondered how to catch a  fish? There are multiple ways to catch a fish. If you’re going for panfish, (bluegill, crappie, perch etc.) the old traditional way is the bobber and the worm on a hook. If you want to go a little bit extreme, you can go for bass. Bass are the most popular fish to go fishing for. There are three types of bass - largemouth bass, smallmouth bass, and striped bass. An important secret for small mouth is getting up to a rocky area with a jig. Jig along the bottom of the lake, in a distinctive way. The biggest secret is getting up to that weed line. That’s where all fish like to hang out.  
Largemouth like to hang out basically anywhere, from rocks, trees under water, weeds, and right by your peir too. Largemouth really like shad raps during the summer time. They also adore jigs, and softs. If you want them to go absolutely nuts, use the almighty live bait. Largemouth go nuts over the smell that live creatures give off. Nightcrawlers are the best bet  to winning in fishing.
I hope you learned some stuff and secrets about fishing, and techniques. You got to remember that fishing takes patience and confidence. If you want to learn more, go out fishing, and explore what you can find.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Dude You Are Only 12!

I don't know what happened, I just woke up in a hospital  Nobody would tell me what happened, I couldn't talk but I could see my family crying. Was I dead? Was I in a coma? I could tell you more but you should probably hear the beginning before you know more about what happened next, so lets begin. I was 18 years old, a senior in high school and a possible Freshman at UW Madison. I couldn't be more happy with my life I had strait A's a 5.1 GPA no enemies only friends. It started out as an average day by driving to school with a smile on my face and school in my brain. Although I had good grades I hated school and that day I went to the hospital I just happened to be at t he peak of eagerness. My last class before the lunch bell rang and I could get out and feel the air blow through my hair and smell the fresh cut grass as if I were on a brand new golf course. It just so happened that out of all the classes it was this class that went the slowest but luckily that bell rang just when I was about to go stir crazy. I ran through the hallways sprinting to the parking lot to get in my car and something was odd, my car wasn't there. From a distance I herd a loud screeching sound and a car that looked exactly like mine pulled up on a drift when I realized not only that was my, not only were the keys in my pocket, but the person in my car was only 12 years old. The kid told me to hop in so I did out of curiosity. The kid never talked to me that whole drive until we pulled up into a strange place that was flashing and brighter than the lights at a carnival at midnight. He looked happy so I went along with it. Then it hit me, this was a drift race but with no rules anything is legal  We watched guys go fast but we also watched some guys get hurt and before I knew it was our turn to race. I didn't put up a fight because this kid seemed to know a lot about driving so I just stayed quiet and enjoyed the ride. We were 1 mile away from the finish line when the car next to us crashed into us at 120 MPH. All I remember is us flipping in the air. I could hear the crunch from the car and the gasps of horror from the people that saw it. Now this leads us to the beginning of my story how I just woke up in a hospital  Nobody would tell me what happened, I couldn't talk but I could see my family crying and mourning my thoughts were,"Am I dead? Am I in a coma?" I woke up from what seemed like a week long I looked at the time it was 3 am. I looked at the flowers and balloons that wished me well they were out energy and flat. I looked at my wrist band and the year was 3011, To be continued.

Monday, May 13, 2013

The Great Journy of Thomas

Thomas is always helpful!
         Long long ago there was a boy named Thomas. Thomas was only 3 years old when he was introduced with an evil thing called war. Thomas wanted no more war, he just couldn’t seem to grasp the point of war. He did not see why anyone would want to harm each other. He did all he could to stop war, but yet every morning when he woke up and looked out the window, all he saw was war. By the time he was 7, he was trying to get people to lead a peaceful rebellion against this war! Still, this war was still raging over whether or not the kingdom should keep their king. Eventually the war ended, and Thomas rejoiced with all his friends and family. He still felt bad about not helping the war end. Thomas lived a happy life with no war until 6 years later, when the kingdom citizens wanted a new king. Thomas was only 13, so he had a hard time getting adults to try and stop the war. Weeks later Thomas finally got 20 people to join! He decided that it was just enough people to start this up. Thomas and his group marched down the street and shouted, “No more War!” After hours Thomas was already up to almost 50 people! 100! 200! 300! Thomas couldn’t even believe his eyes! The group of citizens marched into the castle and straight to the king. “You must stop this war!” shouted Thomas to the king. “I will not stop this war if it means that I cannot be king!” exclaimed the king. Suddenly the king pointed at Thomas and his group and the guards charged at them. Thomas was filled with fear, he had not the slightest clue what to do! Thomas turned around and in his sight was everything he had hoped would never happen, his group was fighting. Innocent people were going to get hurt, Thomas could not that this happen. He shouted stop as loud as he possibly could, and to his amazement everyone stopped! Thomas was thinking about what to say next, and then he thought of a great idea. “We will vote to keep our king!” Thomas shouted. The guards and everyone else was thinking about this, and they agreed with Thomas! The next morning the citizens voted on whether or not to keep this king. Thomas lay in bed thinking about the previous day and how great it went. His mother and father were so proud of him! As he lay there he noticed that the ceiling was shaking. Thomas sat up with a look of confusion on his face. Without warning the ceiling blew to pieces! Thomas went tumbling down onto the floor, and rolled under his bed. Down through the ceiling came a strange looking structure with a spinning blade floating in the air. It was a helicopter, but poor Thomas had no clue what it was! A man jumped out and grabbed Thomas. Thomas struggled to get away, and tried to run. Soon he was tackled onto the ground and knocked out. Thomas had no clue how long he had been out, and no clue where he was. He looked around, and found that he was in a forest. He was happy to find that there was not the weird thing with spinning blades by him. He got up and walked for a while. Soon he reached a road. This road seemed strange looking to Thomas, but he decided to follow it. Eventually he reached some HUGE buildings that looked very weird. Thomas wondered where he was, but little did he know it was 2013! He wandered over to a man and asked where he was. The man answered that he was in Chicago. Chicago? Thomas had no clue what Chicago was. Next Thomas asked what the date was. His answer was 2013. 2013!?!?! Suddenly a thought crossed Thomas’s mind. Did he come to the future? He had to have, there was no way this was the same time period! Thomas’s hands got cold, so he put them into his pocket. In his pocket he felt a small piece of paper. He pulled it out and read: Dear Thomas, we are very pleased with your work in the kingdom. Due to your great work, we have decided we could use this work in the future. Yes thats right, the future. If you can stop a war in a kingdom, you can probably help lots in the future. Yes, you will have to adjust quite a lot to understand how things work in the future. I do believe you will greatly enjoy TV and video games. You will find your mother and father in Chicago, and they will no nothing about the past. You go to school, and you are a great boy. I know you will definitely prove your skills here, and I can’t wait to watch you help the world.

           The Peace Makers

      “I am a peace maker!” Thomas exclaimed to himself. He walked around the city looking at all of the new wonders of the future. Thomas walked and walked just thinking about all the helpful things he planned to do in this new time, he knew he was placed on this Earth to do good.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Hours and hours!

             Hours and Hours!                                                                                                   

If you could change the length of the day what would you do? Then would you make it shorter or longer or both? First let's talk about if I would actually change the hours of the day if I could. That would be an easy yes. Why would I not want to? Because if I didn't want to change the day I could just leave it be but if I did then I could change it whenever I wanted. How would I change it? Well it would all depend on the day. Some days, if it was a really bad day, I would make the day really short two hours long. But then if I was having a good day then I would make it last like 48 hours. So somedays would be really long and some would be really short that way I could have a lot of free time in my life. If I could change just certain hours so that some were long and some were short. That would be amazing! The periods I hate (like math) go by really fast and then the periods that I like (which is just about every other period except math) would be super long. Especially English and tech Ed now that would be the coolest thing ever. Every day could be a great day if we could all do this. Well never mind that could if we could all do this time would be seriously messed up. Some people would want the day to be two others other would want it to be 75 hours, then the world would have some serious problems. Unless it only worked for the person who wished for it for a certain time. Wait never mind that wouldn't work.  I guess there could only be one person with this amazing gift.
The hours going by longer and shorter.

When Hector Sanders Turned!

Hello, my name is Sam Hebbe and it turned out that I was a witness of a  crime recently and the police told me to write out what happened............ it was a sunny day, about as normal as they could get, but there was this weird sense in the air that just didn't seem right. It was almost as if we were watching a scary movie and you could sense that something weird was about to happen… well it was kind of the same feeling. I had just took out my trash and Hector came and chucked the garbage all over my head. I don’t know what you have in your garbage but I just killed a deer so the guts were inside the garbage.  It was disgusting. Hector just laughed and started to egg my house. I didn't do anything about it because it was like Hector to do anything like that! I was in shock.  When my senses started to come back I started to run at him and cursed at him to stop. He didn't. He just ran away and somewhere he got a bean bag chair. He then ripped it open and started running around my lawn  dropping the bean bag stuffing everywhere. I was still in shock because it still didn't seem like himself. I then ran back inside and called the police. When I was on the phone I told them what happened and looked out the window. I saw Hector toilet papering my tree. He looked at me and threw his last toilet paper roll. He still had a grin on his face, and at that moment he pulled out his knife and started cutting all my trees. He kept cutting them really bad and I finally got sick of it. I went to my gun safe and pulled out my shotgun. I then ran for the door. When he first saw me with the shotgun he froze. But then he kept on cutting the trees. I then pulled up my gun and shot it two times at the sky. He finally got that I wasn't joking around with him and ran. Then the cops showed up and that's where I am now.

X- box

The X-box is a good gaming council and is very nice.It has many games out there. There are games for all ages and they are not all bad. The games are a little expensive they are like 50 to 60 dollars. I have an X-box of my own. It is very nice it is a good birthday present or Christmas gift. they are good and you can use them for  a long time. I have had mine for 2 years and they are still making games for it. Unlike with the wii they made games for maybe a year. They still make games but not as many as they did in the first year.   The wii is ok but if you liked the ps2 you will like the x-box. I like the x-box better than  the wii because i like holding the controller better than that one for the wii. I think that the X-box is nice because with the X-box you can talk to people and play online with people that you don't know.  The x-box is cool and has many things like you can go on the internet and go on youtube.Many of your friends have X-box you should get one too you can talk to them after school and if you forgot your home work you can ask them the only bad thing is you can talk to people that you don't now. That can be a good thing and  a bad thing one good thing is you can make friends and the other bad thing is you have now idea how the person is and how old they are. The x-box live is a thing of its own and cost money every year and it is like 50 bucks a year.  The x-box is a good gaming council like i said there are many console but this is the best gaming console out there i think. other people may have a different opinion but this is nice and it is easy to use. I think you should get a gaming console to play on and the X-box is the best.

Paco the Taco

Paco The Taco
There once was a taco he seemed like an average taco and probably was one of the most popular taco at his old school. The taco’s name was Paco. Paco felt that his old school you could be free without people passing judgment before getting to know you. Everyone could be who they are. This all changed when he moved to his new school that he had moved away from because of bullies in the past.
On the day that paco moved he had to wake up bright and early and was very excited yet frightened of being bullied because he was a taco and was not like the others. Paco took some time to think and realised it would be okay I will blend in for a while. Paco came with a great attitude of fitting in and the first day was a piece of cake and thought he could do this for awhile.
3 years past and life was great, but not for Paco. Paco was becoming older and so were his surroundings. He realized that as you get older people tend to become more mean in some ways and take matters in their own hands. Paco was playing in the playground and he was approached by 3 kids and was called crude names by these kids such as a softy and this happened over and over again eventually Paco could not take it so he asked why they were doing that and they simply said that it was because Paco was a taco with Provolone the Grilled the Cheese had Cheddar cheese but Paco didn't realize this so he left.
Paco returned three years later and was strong minded and ready to stand up for himself and the Grilled Cheese cam up and called him a softy and how he looked stupid with his taco cheese. Paoc realized something so he said to them,” What is the difference between you and me i'm just a taco all I have is fried bread and a different kind of cheese, you have cheese in you just not the same you see? We are the same we are both equal and living things and you can’t change that.” Grilled Cheese stopped and Paco did not have any more problems.

Sunday, April 28, 2013



    Spring is finally here, so what are you going to do? What is your favorite thing about spring? The things I am most excited about for spring are that summer is almost here, I can now ride my bike, and finally warm weather. I like spring more than fall because spring is close to summer and no school, where fall is close to winter and lots of school still. At first I was really excited for winter; I couldn’t wait for it to snow. By the end of winter I was really hoping for the snow to melt, and I didn’t like going outside much. Now that spring is here, there is a bunch of new things to do outside like riding my bike. Once summer comes, I’m going to be one happy person.
    Once summer is here, there will be no school. I am really excited to be able to stay home and sleep in. I love summer because I can go outside and do whatever without having homework. School would be a lot better without homework, but I guess then we wouldn’t learn as much. In the summer we go on short vacations, and long vacations. Both are fun for me, other than I don’t like the long drive to places farther away. My brother and I are going to Chicago this summer with our grandparents. We had a choice of where to go, but we didn’t want to sit in the car for a really long time to go somewhere far away. Chicago has lots of fun stuff and is nearby, which is why it was our choice. Summer is going to be great, which is one of the reasons I like spring.
    I have already gotten my bike out, and I will probably ride it everyday in the summer. With school and Track, I don’t have very much time to ride my bike, do my homework, and eat supper. I only have the chance to ride my bike on the weekends while we have school, but summer is almost here! My family loves riding bikes; we often go out to try different bike trails around here. Sometimes they get very tiring, but mostly they are lots of fun. When I am really bored, I will usually go out to ride my bike around on our trails, or on the road. My brother and I occasionally try to chop some trails through our forest and then ride our bikes on them, but it hasn’t worked. Our house is on a hill, so riding my bike down it is a lot of fun. The only bad part is then riding my bike back up the hill.
    In the winter I got extremely tired of putting on my winter coat, gloves, and a hat. I was really getting sick of the cold weather. It took awhile, but now the temperature is finally warming up. With it being hotter outside, I can now wear a tee-shirt and shorts instead of a sweatshirt and jeans. In the winter with snow it was hard to play football or any summer sports outside. Now, I can play football, baseball, soccer, etc. It was fun jumping in the snow during winter, but it got boring eventually. By the end of winter I couldn’t wait to go outside and play whatever sport I felt like playing. I also like the warm weather because the windows can be open in the house, so now there is lots of fresh air. Warm weather has finally come after waiting for a long time.
    Riding my bike, warm weather, and summer is almost here are some wonderful things about spring. Spring seems amazing after that long winter. We waited a long time for the snow to melt, and it finally did. My whole family is very excited that it is spring now. My mom can start working in the garden, and my dad can build or fix things outside instead of the basement. As for me, I have a bunch of things that I can now do outside. So, what great things are you going to now that the weather has warmed up?

Thursday, April 11, 2013

By: Joey
Space is boundless and there is no human life or maybe even life at all. This 8 planets in space. My favorite planet is Jupiter because it has a really cool dot and it is really easy to find it now. Jupiter is orange and yellow. Pluto is no longer a planet.
Mercury is the closest planet to the sun and it is really hot there! It’s is also the new smallest planet because of Pluto. It goes around the sun once which is 88 Earth day’s. It is so hot and it will kill you if you go on it.
Venus is the second planet from the sun. You can see it at night from Earth. It is a cool planet because it is purple and dark. It is a scary planet!! It is right next to Earth.
Earth is where we live and its the only planet with humans on it.  Earth is more water than land. It has lots of people living on it. No other planet has human life on it. Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun.
Mars is the fourth planet from the sun. It has dust storm a lot. A dust storm is kinda like a snowstorm but with dust instead of snow. It was like Earth but it changed and now no one can live there.
Jupiter is the fifth planet from the sun and it has a nickname. Jupiter’s nickname is The Giant because it is the biggest. It is the closest planet to look like the sun.
Saturn is the sixth planet from the sun and it is called the ringed planet. It is the only planet with a ring around it. Saturn has lots of  really windy spots all over the planet.
Uranus is the seventh planet from the sun and it is called the blue planet. It is blue and it is really cold there because it is so far away from the sun.
Neptune is the farthest planet from the sun and it is called the outermost planet. It is a gas planet and it is really really cold!
Pluto is not a planet but it is a dwarf planet. It is a lot colder than Neptune but its not that far away.

By: Joey

Friday, March 1, 2013

Trap Shooting

Trap Shooting
Trap shooting is a fun sport that I enjoy, and many other people too. It all started in England in the 18th Century. If you know what trap shooting is, you shoot orange discs, but it was different back then. People used real life pigeons that were locked up in a cage (also know as the trap) and flew away as one person took only one shot at them. This procedure didn’t make it so far, because the pigeon number was dropping, so they had to try something else.
So they came up with using glass balls filled with feathers. But the glass was really sharp and hard to pick up, so in 1870, the clay pigeon was invented. From then, it was the best way for target practice for shooting at birds in flight.
This is no easy sport either, you may think, “Oh, I just shoot it” WRONG! There are so many steps that you need to follow while trap shooting. The first step is your feet position. That’s the key right there. You’re supposed to have your feet at a 90 degree angle, facing to the right. This then makes it easier to swing the gun. Step 2: aiming. This is really critical spot in trap shooting too. when you look down the barrel, you will see a little bead at the end o f the barrel. Line up you gun, so you see just that little bead down the barrel, once you’ve got that done, it comes down to the hardest part, shooting. Step 3: Shooting. Shooting the gun is just like throwing a football. When Aarron Rodgers throws that ball at the wide receiver, he needs to lead the ball, otherwise it will go behind the catcher. SO lead your shot, not a lot, but just a little bit.
Once you got that down, you can now go shooting at Berlin, Ripon, the backyard of your Grandmother’s house, or with your Grandmother. There are five stages in trap shooting. AT each stage, you shoot five times. Do the math, and come up with the answer of how many times you shoot....... 25 times. It starts at the left side, and goes down the row. Once you shot your five at the station, you move to the next one. Your score then comes in on how many out of 25 hits.
When you step on the stage, it’s a whole lot of pressure, because it’s been a long time, and your really nervous. But after the first shot, it’s like, OH YA! LET’S DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! But here’s my personal quote. “Trap shooting is fun, but the bruise is your receipt.” Thank you.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013


I have thought about this and there are many great singer songwriters out there. they may not be from the same genre but they are all good . Also it depends on the type of music that you are interested in. There are also many different genres out there like the pop,country, hip hop, the 60,70,80 and the 90. all music is good but people have their favorites. Also when you think about it all comes from the same groups of people they are writers.

   the series of thing music goes through.
The music has a process and it starts with the writing part of it can take a 1 to 2 months to come up with a song after that it goes on to the singer and they sing it and then make changes to their voice and the song. Then it goes back to the writer and he approves it then it goes on the radio, itunes or amazon to get sold. Also they have to put a copyright on it so it doesn't get stolen. Artists can  maybe get  1 or 2 songs a year because that is how long it takes to get it wrote sold and recorded.  

When the songs get to the radio station they have to be approved and if there is a swear word or some thing bad they need to change it up but make it sound the same. Then they have to put it into the Cd and get it on the radio. Then after the song has been played so much they have to take it off and put another song in and if  a new one comes out before old one comes out they find the song that is not liked as much and put the new one in for the one that was less liked.

when the writer runs out of ideas they go to the singer and ask them if they have any ideas and then if they don't have any they read thru it and come up with lyrics. that is how the music industry works.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Commander Sander's Tales-Part 3

Captain Slothatron
Blog Entry #6: Celebrating today. The whole day. I will have to tell the story of how I defeated Captain Cat over and over again. I don’t mind though, it’s nice to have all the attention. Lt. Flufferson did a lot of help too. He will definitely be awarded some type of medal. We will be hosting a ceremony on my ship, and half the crew will celebrate with Lt. Flufferson on Captain Cats Ship, which was renamed to the Flufferson Flyer. Great name, I know. I was hoping it would be named after me, I mean, I am the leader. I guess one ship named after me is enough though. Lt. Flufferson did help a lot after all. We will need to scan the ship though to check for traps or parts that need to be fixed. For now, celebrate!!!

Blog Entry #7: First week of leading the ship, and we have already taken down a big enemy. Today was mostly spent repairing the new ship and making it all ready to fly. No traps, thankfully. Although one recruit sloth thought it would be funny to turn off one engine on the left wing so that the ship would fly around in circles. The right engine was run to much and started on fire. The recruit was punished, but he deserved it. I’m not sure who to attack next. It could be another one of my greatest enemies. His name is, Slothatron.

Blog Entry #8: We had a meeting today. I mentioned my thoughts on attacking Slothatron to the group. Most of the members agreed that Slothatron is a big enemy that needs to be taken down. The most challenging thing about this battle is that Slothatron doesn’t even use a ship. Well he does use ships, just not a main large one. He flies in space himself without even using a ship, as you can see in the picture above of him. Lots of the members of his army use small, fast, and agile ships, which will make them harder targets to hit. We will have to maneuver our main 2 ships very skillfully in order to take town the army of Slothatron. I believe we can do it, with the right amount of teamwork, skills, and weapons. This is a battle that Slothatron will not win!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

The Giant Puss Sack

Made By Sam Hebbe
One day at work I was at my usual pace of speed when my college assistant ran in burnt down the door with the emergency flamethrower and she yells at me saying,"We got a ten sixty nine we need you stat!" I run into the emergency room seeing a girl with the biggest most horrific thing I had ever seen. The toe was so purple and brown and it had inflamed to the size of an average laptop. When I took off her sock yellow puss just started spewing everywhere. We sedated her with chloroform. Next was the tricky part my assistant is supposed to cut it open but just drawing where we had to cut made her instantly vomit I knew at that time it was up to me. At first I didn't know how to approach it but then I realized I just had to cut it open. The first slice with the scalpel was okay but then we found out there was another layer the substance was almost like fresh cow dung, so I cut into that. Then out came the puss it was just spewing and squirting everywhere once again in fact some even went into my mouth. Long story short we got her a fake toe and we finally got all the puke and puss cleaned up but after the surgery the girl asked," Didn't that just gross you out weren't you shocked at the size of my toe?" I want to say yes but I knew I couldn't because i'm a real man so I said the thing that was most manly and this is what I said to her," Of course not i'm a scientist!" She insisted I was a doctor but I threatened to make her pass out then tie to a street sign with the big puss, toe sack over her head. Guess what I got to do that day? Make a girl pass out then tie her to a street sign with the big puss, toe sack over her head.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Trolling on the future journal intro

The Real Story of 2012

Everything you have ever learned about 2012 is a lie and that none of you, are really humans at all. What you are about read is the truth. The horrific day where billions of people were killed and not a single trace was left, but us. If you are reading this, you must tell others about the real story! Everyone must know what they did to us, and to you. You are all descendants of an alien hybrid race. It started as a top secret project in the Ural Mountains Between Russia and the United States of America. The project was called Project Vita. It was our first attempt of making our first contact with another alien race. On December 11th we finally made contact. They told us that they were sent to help us, and that our planet was was kept the universe balanced. They told us we were in danger, but never what we were in danger from. The news was still not released into the media yet though. It was still a secret until the 18th of December, three days before they arrived. The whole world was in joy that day. Schools were closed early, workers were sent home, the whole world was watching that day. The whole world staring at the sky on December 21st, 2012. At 1:39 the first sighting was reported in Berlin, Germany. Everybody yelled and pointed at the sky. Confetti was thrown in the air and banners were dropped over buildings. The whole world was celebrating as the object sped across the Atlantic and landed in Washington D.C. They paused for moment before the came out. I was watching it from the news when I saw the first life form walk from the door. It said something I could not quite understand, but whatever it said was not good. Hundreds of them poured out from the doors. Shooting massacring everyone there. The entire city was exterminated and taken within hours. Everyone was killed including the president. Suddenly thousands of ships started descending from the sky and within a week, the entire world was nothing but an abandon maze of wrecked buildings and fires. They had left, but hey were going to be coming back. Coming back and rebuilding this planet, Starting from scratch. A new race, a clean start, a colonized civilization part of their new race. To them you are nothing but an experiment, but to me you are an opportunity. Go and tell people of this story, make sure everyone knows about what they did to us, and what they did to you...


Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Volcano lake?

Volcano lake?

I found this really interesting thing. In Russia there is this big volcano that has been erupting since  November. So all of the lava has created a real life lava lake or river. It’s really cool because when you look at the pictures and videos it looks really interesting like it doesn't become solid right away it just sits there molten red and  wow does it look cool.

Pros Cons.
Pros, well first let us start off with the pros. There are many great pros to this very rare spectacle so lets start with the biggest ones first. One of the biggest one there is is that scientist can learn a ton of different things from this like why these rare lakes and rivers of volcanoes are formed, what causes them to stay in lava form for so long, and many other things about volcanoes and lava because this gives them plenty of time to learn. Another huge pro is that it is very far away from all residential areas so the eruption has not canceled many travel plans or harmed many if anybody at all which is always a good thing.
Cons, cons well there are not really any cons in this case this is mostly a good thing because it is far away from people and is good for scientist to study on. But I guess there are a few bad things like the fact that it will kill some wildlife around the volcano and some smaller animals but other than that this rare rare experience is a moment full of pros which is always a do thing.

My thoughts.
I think this very cool. I mean what are the chances that there would be a flowing river or a lake from entirely lava. That is pretty amazing to me. I also think that this is a pristine location for scientist to test and figure out more stuff about lava and volcanoes. I hope they take this opportunity and make the best out of it.

If you want to check out the website where I got my info off, of here is the link: http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/plosky-tolbachik-volcano/. There are some pretty cool videos of it on there.

Monday, January 28, 2013

The Himalaya's Big Surprise!

This groundbreaking discovery has huge implications for the area along the front of the Himalayan Mountains, given that the region has a population density similar to that of New York City.- ScienceDaily.com.

A earthquake prediction has been predicted to be so massive that it would affect the amount of people near the Himalayas as much as New York City. NTU Professor Paul Tapponnier, who is recognized as a leading scientist in the field of tectonic plates/ earthquakes. They say that this is not unexpected because such quakes like this have happened in 1897, 1905, 1934 and 1950. On the Richter scale the earthquakes near there were measured at a 8 -8.5. These earthquakes experienced a magnitude of 7.8 and 8.9 which on this level of magnitude would be considered as a Blind Quake.

There are some good things about knowing when a bad Earthquake could happen. The good news is officers can get the people out of the region. Not only could they get people out of the area but they can also have time to study the Earthquake and learn for information about it and how often it will happen and the range it will affect for so the people can settle in a new location so nobody will get hurt. The bad news is that no matter what an earthquake will occur and if an earthquake happens there might not be enough time to know how much time they have to leave before the next big earthquake happens.

If the people know that bad earthquake history has happened in that area then why don't they move? If I was them after the second earthquake I would have gotten out of there and moved somewhere else. Another thing is that if the scientists know how bad the earthquakes will be and how much they will occur I would hope they would notify everyone in the areas that would be affected by the earthquakes. I think eventually the scientists will make the right decision.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

The cuLen Life

The cuLen Life

The cuLen life is a very different life than many of you humans who are reading this. Prepare for what you are about to read.  This is how I live my life, the cuLen way. So here it goes...

Every morning, I must get up before 6:45, to get a check mark on my chart. The reason why I have check marks is because I’m earning a cell phone by getting up before 6:45, bring my backpack, lunch, coat, etc. to school, and bringing my stuff home. That all adds up to 3 check marks a day. Scientist did studies on how long it takes to get into a habit. The conclusion showed 30 days in a row. I’m around 20 something. But if I mess up on 1 check mark, I  have to start all over again!!!!  But that is never going to happen.
After I get out of bed, I have breakfast, take a shower, get dressed, make my bed, brush my teeth, open my blinds, put on my coat shoes, hat, gloves, etc. grab my lunch and backpack,  I get into the car. My Mom starts the car around 7:30 to warm it up, so we don’t freeze. In the car ride, my Mom talks about the day, and what we need to do during school, and after school. This way, we know ahead of time, and is a very smart way to pass time. After my Mom drops me off at school, she goes to work, at school. When I get to my locker, I review all of the stuff that I my mom told me to do. When the bell rings, I go to study hall in the library. In the library, I work on my DQ for the day, and other work. After 15 minutes, I go to Ms. Kim’s room, because her room is more fun when there is an i pad. After study hall, I go to other classes that I’m not going to talk about in this blog because it’s going to take a long time, and most of you guys know my schedule. After school, when I don’t have an activity,  I hop onto the bus. I sit next to J- Dog, or AK. During the bus ride, it seems as though this creature or animal hits me with a book, and calls to the wild. I can’t describe it, but it screams a lot, sings a lot, and hits me with books on the head.
Most days after school I have sport activities such as cross country, basketball, and track. (But not for track this time, I’m doing baseball) In the off season, I ride the bus home. Once I get off of the bus, I go home to my house. I usually get home two minutes before my dad does. When I’m in the house, I let the dogs outside to use the bathroom. When my dad comes home, he lets the dogs back inside, feeds them, puts them back outside again, and lets them back in. (My dogs use the bathroom after they eat)  When I’m in the off season, I usually like to go ice skating on my pond after school during the winter. Once I’m done ice skating, I do my homework on an i pad, or the computer. If I don’t have homework, I usually like to play minecraft.
Around 5:30, I eat dinner. After dinner, I work on some more homework, or watch some T.V. At 9:00, the T.V. is turned off, and I have my snack. After eating my second dinner, I go to bed around 9:45- 10:00. Once I wake up, well, that’s up to you.....